Tuesday, 8 July 2008

Lady DustStorm

If I were to be a superhero, I'd call myself Lady Duststorm.

It is incredible the amount of skin that falls off daily and that I dust off from my bedding each morning. I have a severe case of skin dandruff!!

So I see myself as swooping in on a crime scene, and to confuse the villains I'd rub the skin off my body creating a dust storm. Thus I would be able to disarm them and save the day!!!

Yah

1 comment:

PreciousPearl said...

yeah, and I'll be Superfatlady..... i'll defeat my adversaries by sitting on them to squash them! LOL